Zukolicous (to the tune of Fergalicious)-- Lyrics by Brittany Neal and Lauren Lachica (that's me)

[Iroh]
Listen up nephew, cuz' this is it
The tea that I'm makin' is de-li-cious

[Zuko]
Zukolicious, definition: make them fangirls loco
they always chasin' after me and my pimpin' uncle
I ain't emo, I'm the hero
huntin' Aang for a reason.
My face has gotta burn
-accusations of treason.

Zukolicious (so delicious)
But I ain't malicious
and if you thought me vicious
no, say I'm ambitious
I breath fire (deep breaths)
fire's gotta shock shock
Lord Zuko's playin' fire, makin' situations dire (yon, san, ni, ichi)

[Chorus -- sung by any girl*cough OR cough JET* who you feel should be paired up with)

So delicious (he's hot hot)
So delicious (I put them girls on rock rock)
So delicious (we wanna taste of what he got)
Zukolicious (t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty)

Zukolicious def-, Zukolicious def- Zukolicious def- [def fading echo]
Zukolicious, definition: make them fans go "boo-hoo"
they always claim they know me
comin' to me call me "Zuzu"
I'm the Z to the U to the K to the O
and when I take off my shirt, the internet implodes

Zukolicious
My body stay vicious
I be up fightin' Zhao, just workin' on my fitness
he's my witness (Iroooh)
I beat Zhao's pedophile ass
He thought that he could beat me, I'm a whole 'notha class (yon, san, ni, ichi)

[Chorus]
So delicious (he's hot hot)
So delicious (he puts us girls on rock rock)
So delicious (we wanna slice of what he got)
Zukolicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)

Baby baby baby
If you really want me
Honey have to get some patience
Have to come to Ba Sing Se
Work at Jasmine Dragon, Dodgin' Dai Li and Long Feng
Cactus juice is tasty, make your dreams real crazy.

T to the A to the S T E Y boy you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y boy you tasty
F to the I to the R E N A T I O N, F to the I to the, to the, hit it Zuko.

All the time I turn around, sistah's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my
(scar)
I just wanna say it, I don't appreciate it when you keep undressing me with your eyes
And i know I'm comin' off just like the Blue Spirit, but I don't wanna hear it, all your fanfic theories
But I'm tryin' to hint, I must be treated like a prince
Cuz say

[Iroh]
My tea's delicious (so delicious)
And my word judicious
My son was good Lu Ten
I make tea with jasmine
they begin to pursue
when they lappin' up my brew
And they be racin down the block
just to try what i got
My tea's delicious

So delicious (it's hot hot)
So delicious (come on down and grab a pot)
So delicious (other tea's not worth squat)
t-t-t-t-t-tasty tasty

F to the I to the R E N A T I O N
you're the F to the I to the R E N A T I O N
F to the I to the R E N A T I O N
F to the I the the R E N A T I O N

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Sweet freakin b'jeezus, we MUST find a better way to spend our time.

Sure, use the lyrics, but credit us please.

Avatar (c) Mike and Bryan and NICK
Fergalicious (c) of Fergie
Lyrics (c) of Lauren and Brittany